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First nightmare in forever
I feel like throwing up
seriously all of the portents of doom possible
car flipped over, thunder crashed, and some creepy dude walked towards my house wearing some creepy coat.
meh.
I suppose this explains a lot...
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
“It’s gonna be may”
I feel like I posted that hilarious picture 5 seconds ago…
but tomorrow is June.
What.the.fuck.
9 AM
Mom: THE PHONE FOR YOU
Me: the fuck?
Mom: IT'S FOR YOUUUUU
Me: I was sleeping...ugh...hello?
Phone: This is ____ asking for a donation
Me: GAHHH *hang up* MOM!!?! WHYYY?!
Mom: Ooops, it wasn't school?
Me: NO! Now that I'm awake and bored, take me to school pleaaaseeee
Mom: Ok!
...I'm so bored that I'm going to school...
